What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 03:38
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?